My life is not as exciting as It should be, but once in a while I happen to embark on some exotic destinations collecting research into the most unusual events happening today.  This morning will be one of those days. I began my trip to investigate strange events that were happening all around the world. The ending is just the beginning.

My first destination was to the city of Timisoara, Romania after receiving reports about a UFO¹ in the area. I was able to spot the UFO hidden behind a group of trees and it appeared to be empty. The information that I got took me to the city of El Ojo, Argentina, where I saw a huge hole in the earth that was plugged up with a cork². After further review and a closer look, I saw that the cork was popped out and was beginning to suck everything within the surrounding area into the hole. I had to make sure I didn’t get to close, I’m sure you all wouldn’t want me to disappear, correct.

After talking to the local residents my journey to me to Karakum’s Desert in Darvaza, Turkmenistan, where I saw, what appeared to be The Gates of Hell³. That was the only thing I could compare it with because of the hot molten plasma shooting boiling streams of gases that would sometimes ignite flames. It was a description right out of the bible, and I’m hope I never have to find out when I die, because the road to get their is frightening.

Now I had enough information that we were being invaded by aliens (and not the ones on the border) it was time to find the doctor. I have heard that the doctor travels in a police call box called the TARDIS⁴ (Time And Relative Distance In Space) and was located in London, England. So off to London we go. I found the TARDIS on a sidewalk in Earls Court, and began walking around the police box. Now everyone knows that famous saying “It a lot bigger on the inside than on  the outside”, but I never knew it would be even bigger. After gaining entry I took a tour around the inside of the TARDIS hoping to run into the doctor. I was told that the doctor was not available at the moment and any problem I might have would have to be solved by myself.

So I sat down and looked at all the pieces of the puzzles to get a complete picture of what we were dealing with. After a while I was able to make some sense out of everything which led me to the Hostel Los Moninos, Lo Pagin, Spain where I discovered two dimendional portals⁵ to another dimension in the sidewalk leading up to the main entrance. The portal had the same characteristics that one would find on a round concave mirror reflecting a reversed image. After I checked in and was getting ready to go up to my room, I noticed another portal in the middle of the lobby, then spotted two more in the staircase.

Even after all the information that I have gathered and giving the circumstances I was facing, I knew I was capable of completing my investigation, but there was only one person who could handle the problem better than me. WHO you say.

Calling Donald Trump